Sunday 26 August 2012

Sundowners in Melville

Having some drinks listening to live jazz. Enjoying life massives. Nice way to spend a Sunday evening




Sunday 19 August 2012

Die Blockhuis

There's a bowl of oats on the menu at Wimpy. Just drove to Vereeniging to meet up with a pilot. Have to discuss things that will affect my future.

Mr Takki is here too


Tuesday 14 August 2012

Big Black Africa

Ok I'm done for. DOH DOH is sending me to Nigeria. Take your laptop and go.

I'm dead meat haha


Monday 16 July 2012

Kennardis & Friends

Hello germs. I'm sitting at the desk of my Rhodesian friend. Yes this fool is a bit tipsy. Yes the rest of the grems are as well. Lets's make a bomba-klut shine my shoe and sell a CD. blog blog on a puzza Monday, yes Monday.
 Make the Champagne and shout at me, Jesis boet ek ryk kak in die lug. That is the Afrikaans coming out.
MDB


And so are the days of our lives

Thursday 28 June 2012

In the lobby of the Crown Plaza in Nairobi, had one or two local beers. So glad to go home. 450 kenya money for a beer at this posh place, richie rich will even complain. anyway, fuck fuck fuck, big up massives. listening to piano, soothing.

Monday 4 June 2012

Die Antwoord Bru

The answer in the Burg where they boks. The day started off at Germiston's very own yearly German beer fest. The gents were as loud as ever, including myself. Hansa only! At a "German" beer vest, pfft! Can get better tasting beer from a shabeen.

Junior Gong wanted to go see Die Antwoord live in action. Stones was a bit dry in the beginning but eventually even I started enjoying these messed up delinquents perform. Unique is what I'd say. Met the guys that produced some of their videos. Strange people, great weed.
 Don't you love digging for diamonds? Haha, real savory I'd say. Oh and never abuse animals, kicking is not seen as abuse, nor is beating with hand or a pipe or a club or bat. Jus playing. More Fire Massives

Wednesday 30 May 2012

Snow White

Hello massive's.

Today I'm gonna concentrate on a touchy subject. A topic that has puzzled my little brain for quite some time now. Albinism, this is a weird yet strangely cool skin pigment disorder.

Feel free to comment on this post if you have any opinions or some extra info.
Otherwise just shut the fuck up.

I'm sure at one stage in your life you have or will be fortunate enough to lay you eye's on one of these demi-gods.





I mean this is a phenomenon!!! These is what happens when God runs out of paint. Yes! You can strike me down with your lightning bolt now!
The main reason for this blog is to create an awareness amongst us, the one's that have been colored in. Take this in mind next time you say "kiss my white ass".

There are in tier families out there, crazy don't ya think? 



Have you ever attended an albino's funeral before? Well I haven't and I'm sure you have not either. Sure you don't even know of someone that has....
Albino's don't die! They disappear into the mountains. Like JIK in water. So massive's, don't use any albino body parts for witch craft, You'll only be cursed!


Tuesday 29 May 2012

Africa's Political Capital

Look at me, I'm an MP.

There's no such thing in my culture!!! I will not stand for such disrespect. I'm a chief in my village. Standing in line is not for me. My village people queue up out side the menstruation hut of one of my wives. Has a new chief been born?

Stop rambling on you nitwit. I should be working, I should be giving, I should be providing, but me I'm a chief! Chief's only take and receive. My son will learn to take and receive, a chief is what I'll make him.

Then you realize that your kraal is not the territory and it's only as much as a speck of dust on the map. Now your importance in life has shifted, from chief to child. Wet behind the ears. In the eye's of the world your are a controlling sexiest.   

Friday 9 March 2012

Living is good!

If you are one of those people, that doesn't like staying in the same place for too long, then don't! Don't let the world or life fuck with what you want. If money is an issue then don't let the pawper's take you from pillar to post. Squeeze out what you can. Take full advantage of the smaller things. Family, friends, food even the feet you fucking walk on. Life's good, know that.
 

Monday 27 February 2012

Ghana

Close to the equator with my man Back Again. Big smiles as we relax by the pool enjoying the music.

Saw the coolest thing today and this was not on Discovery channel. Real deal bitch's. http://iweb.tntech.edu/cventura/coffins.htm
 Coffins from Teshi in Ghana. Way cool. They say if you where a fisherman your coffin would look like a fish or a boat, or as the taxi driver said "A sheep". 

Tyme Capshoens

Wow! This feels a bit strange. Haven't had much time on my hands to keep posting, and I doubt blogging will bring in the bread and butter. OK right! Since I've been away. There's been some...

 As for some of this..

I'd make Bob Marley proud...

Traveling has been a reoccurring thing. Work work work. Like a marionette they manipulate me. The puppeteers can suck my dick. Wear a tie, keep those shoes shinny, be more professional, simile!!

Bitch nigga's!


Well, (Yawn), this has been some boring shit... I'm sure some of you would, have or is still indulging in the BBB. More fire massives. Don't eat to get full man, eat not to get full.