Men are from Mars!!!

Greetings my fellow martians. I am urged to inform you about the slutty nature of the bitches on this planet called "Earth". Geen skam het hierdie primitiewe deere in hulle lee koppe... Tit's, ass and everything in between? Fuck that shit, it's all just a disguise! These simpleton earth women just want our shiny rock's and rides in our space ships. This alien would rather go and find a sexy space Cadette on Pluto... The bitch's be cooler, way out there.

Have you ever heard of the term 'tramp stamp', sure you have... I mean what the fuck goes on in a persons brain that, actually makes them decide on getting one? Hormones? Nah can't be. Social stature... Hell no, I think it's degrading! Maybe they think it's appealing to the eye, I'll rather vomit.

 See what i mean... They just animals in fancy shoes. Water, food and of course a little bit of loving is all them bitches crave. It's no time for hanky panky, HEAR WE BEAT!