Video: How to be a man, The Eastern European way.

G-town should start a school like this. So the pussies here can start 

growing some balls while drinking THE Vodka.

Don't fight with me, fight with my G-Town PAPA's

You fuck with G-Town, G-Town will fuck with you. Buying liquor at the traffic lights! Now that's a first for me. Arme Antie's head looked like a nutshell. Arme Antie. Sitting in smoky rooms with the wild 1's. Harmonising on the Hohner my Hommies.

Ons is gebak

The white cliffs over Dover can't keep us back, all i need is me and my plank.

Do you know where you left or right? We'll beat you with the left so you come right.
Help me! What's going on? The poo poo of this things in my head. Pass on the spanner so we can all tighten our nuts.
Speeding in the fast lane... living life , lifing living, my toilet is calling.


Filled, I am no more constipated, release me,, who are you??? you seem like jack in the bean stalk trying to attack my ass from poverty. why am i using 1 ply ?? it gives me rash, break your face cunt nugget, I will hunt you like they hunted the Khoisan.

Now massive's big up your self. Malagiesburg on the mind. Showering in the tears of your burning scent. Like a hooting owl my eyes keep jittering. On the road to going nowhere slowly, while my inhibitions move at the speed of light. As julle van NLP ken gaan kak in die bos want ons gaan nou braai. G-Town will warm(Afrikaans word) your left cheek so you come right. Gambling with bass and awful sounds while my nik-naks tap to deep purple. Can't be type writing any more.
BUFU - By Us, Fuck You*

Sundowners in Melville

Having some drinks listening to live jazz. Enjoying life massives. Nice way to spend a Sunday evening

Die Blockhuis

There's a bowl of oats on the menu at Wimpy. Just drove to Vereeniging to meet up with a pilot. Have to discuss things that will affect my future.

Mr Takki is here too

Big Black Africa

Ok I'm done for. DOH DOH is sending me to Nigeria. Take your laptop and go.

I'm dead meat haha

Kennardis & Friends

Hello germs. I'm sitting at the desk of my Rhodesian friend. Yes this fool is a bit tipsy. Yes the rest of the grems are as well. Lets's make a bomba-klut shine my shoe and sell a CD. blog blog on a puzza Monday, yes Monday.

 Make the Champagne and shout at me, Jesis boet ek ryk kak in die lug. That is the Afrikaans coming out.

MDB

And so are the days of our lives