Germs in Iraq?

Today I'm posting from Erbil, Iraq. What an awesome city!

I expected to hear the sound of AK-47 assault rifle's and bombs exploding. This is the picture painted by western media in my mind. Massives don't believe the lies you see on television or in newspapers.

This city is booming. It's like a a very young Dubai. As you leave the Erbil International Airport you are greeted by a tribute of Iraq's fine engineering skills.

The city is growing at an astounding rate.

OK I'm over this. One more thing before I end this post. Don't judge something or some place until you've experienced it for yourself. peace out peeps.

My dad gets the blazedest!

Video: Blazed - Drug Driving in Aotearoa

KROKODIL!

Video: Hardcore Russian druggies.

Video: How to be a man, The Eastern European way.

G-town should start a school like this. So the pussies here can start 

growing some balls while drinking THE Vodka.

Don't fight with me, fight with my G-Town PAPA's

You fuck with G-Town, G-Town will fuck with you. Buying liquor at the traffic lights! Now that's a first for me. Arme Antie's head looked like a nutshell. Arme Antie. Sitting in smoky rooms with the wild 1's. Harmonising on the Hohner my Hommies.

Ons is gebak

The white cliffs over Dover can't keep us back, all i need is me and my plank.

Do you know where you left or right? We'll beat you with the left so you come right.
Help me! What's going on? The poo poo of this things in my head. Pass on the spanner so we can all tighten our nuts.
Speeding in the fast lane... living life , lifing living, my toilet is calling.


Filled, I am no more constipated, release me,, who are you??? you seem like jack in the bean stalk trying to attack my ass from poverty. why am i using 1 ply ?? it gives me rash, break your face cunt nugget, I will hunt you like they hunted the Khoisan.

Now massive's big up your self. Malagiesburg on the mind. Showering in the tears of your burning scent. Like a hooting owl my eyes keep jittering. On the road to going nowhere slowly, while my inhibitions move at the speed of light. As julle van NLP ken gaan kak in die bos want ons gaan nou braai. G-Town will warm(Afrikaans word) your left cheek so you come right. Gambling with bass and awful sounds while my nik-naks tap to deep purple. Can't be type writing any more.
BUFU - By Us, Fuck You*

Sundowners in Melville

Having some drinks listening to live jazz. Enjoying life massives. Nice way to spend a Sunday evening

Die Blockhuis

There's a bowl of oats on the menu at Wimpy. Just drove to Vereeniging to meet up with a pilot. Have to discuss things that will affect my future.

Mr Takki is here too

Big Black Africa

Ok I'm done for. DOH DOH is sending me to Nigeria. Take your laptop and go.

I'm dead meat haha

Kennardis & Friends

Hello germs. I'm sitting at the desk of my Rhodesian friend. Yes this fool is a bit tipsy. Yes the rest of the grems are as well. Lets's make a bomba-klut shine my shoe and sell a CD. blog blog on a puzza Monday, yes Monday.

 Make the Champagne and shout at me, Jesis boet ek ryk kak in die lug. That is the Afrikaans coming out.

MDB

And so are the days of our lives

In the lobby of the Crown Plaza in Nairobi, had one or two local beers. So glad to go home. 450 kenya money for a beer at this posh place, richie rich will even complain. anyway, fuck fuck fuck, big up massives. listening to piano, soothing.

Die Antwoord Bru

The answer in the Burg where they boks. The day started off at Germiston's very own yearly German beer fest. The gents were as loud as ever, including myself. Hansa only! At a "German" beer vest, pfft! Can get better tasting beer from a shabeen.

Junior Gong wanted to go see Die Antwoord live in action. Stones was a bit dry in the beginning but eventually even I started enjoying these messed up delinquents perform. Unique is what I'd say. Met the guys that produced some of their videos. Strange people, great weed.

 Don't you love digging for diamonds? Haha, real savory I'd say. Oh and never abuse animals, kicking is not seen as abuse, nor is beating with hand or a pipe or a club or bat. Jus playing. More Fire Massives

Snow White

Hello massive's.

Today I'm gonna concentrate on a touchy subject. A topic that has puzzled my little brain for quite some time now. Albinism, this is a weird yet strangely cool skin pigment disorder.

Feel free to comment on this post if you have any opinions or some extra info.
Otherwise just shut the fuck up.

I'm sure at one stage in your life you have or will be fortunate enough to lay you eye's on one of these demi-gods.





I mean this is a phenomenon!!! These is what happens when God runs out of paint. Yes! You can strike me down with your lightning bolt now!
The main reason for this blog is to create an awareness amongst us, the one's that have been colored in. Take this in mind next time you say "kiss my white ass".

There are in tier families out there, crazy don't ya think? 

Have you ever attended an albino's funeral before? Well I haven't and I'm sure you have not either. Sure you don't even know of someone that has....
Albino's don't die! They disappear into the mountains. Like JIK in water. So massive's, don't use any albino body parts for witch craft, You'll only be cursed!

Africa's Political Capital

Look at me, I'm an MP.

There's no such thing in my culture!!! I will not stand for such disrespect. I'm a chief in my village. Standing in line is not for me. My village people queue up out side the menstruation hut of one of my wives. Has a new chief been born?

Stop rambling on you nitwit. I should be working, I should be giving, I should be providing, but me I'm a chief! Chief's only take and receive. My son will learn to take and receive, a chief is what I'll make him.

Then you realize that your kraal is not the territory and it's only as much as a speck of dust on the map. Now your importance in life has shifted, from chief to child. Wet behind the ears. In the eye's of the world your are a controlling sexiest.   

Living is good!

If you are one of those people, that doesn't like staying in the same place for too long, then don't! Don't let the world or life fuck with what you want. If money is an issue then don't let the pawper's take you from pillar to post. Squeeze out what you can. Take full advantage of the smaller things. Family, friends, food even the feet you fucking walk on. Life's good, know that.
 

Ghana

Close to the equator with my man Back Again. Big smiles as we relax by the pool enjoying the music.

Saw the coolest thing today and this was not on Discovery channel. Real deal bitch's. http://iweb.tntech.edu/cventura/coffins.htm

 Coffins from Teshi in Ghana. Way cool. They say if you where a fisherman your coffin would look like a fish or a boat, or as the taxi driver said "A sheep". 

Tyme Capshoens

Wow! This feels a bit strange. Haven't had much time on my hands to keep posting, and I doubt blogging will bring in the bread and butter. OK right! Since I've been away. There's been some...

Obviously there had to have been some of this...

 As for some of this..

I'd make Bob Marley proud...

Traveling has been a reoccurring thing. Work work work. Like a marionette they manipulate me. The puppeteers can suck my dick. Wear a tie, keep those shoes shinny, be more professional, simile!!

Bitch nigga's!

Well, (Yawn), this has been some boring shit... I'm sure some of you would, have or is still indulging in the BBB. More fire massives. Don't eat to get full man, eat not to get full.

Then and Now

Political Science

Are you having problems!

What do you do if there's someone more BIG TIME than yourself?

Shave your head bold?

Shag a goat?

Give birth to a bastard kid?

haha, the last question was just laughs.

I want you to be sure. It's not about trying to be different, It's about being unique. It's about having a pale white ass and loving it. Weather you have a passion gap or not and you watch the sun rise you still what your mama named ya.

I've been shooting since i was nine, hopefully I'll still be shooting when I'm ninety. Age may make us wiser but time will tell. Ancient Rome had the first Olympic games, the Coliseum is where it all took place. Do you think it was about race? No, it was about power. Grapes, wine and bread being broken amongst the divine. Blood, sweat and tears was the norm for a Gladiator. 

Over this!!!

Danger!@!

Now lets talk!

You might thing you know what you want from life. Do you really know what you want?

I want a blonde bitch and a six pack of beers. I want a mountain top castle and a hundred goats,  that's just me being Raydo. I want sexy time every fucking night! I want what i can't have, sorry for you mother fucker.

Lighting another cigarette, knowing it will kill me one day, but not caring. Sexing a whore but not dieing. Maturing but not living.  Breaking your concentration because there's a knock at the door. There's goes another $6. This is VIP and next time this might be you.

I wish, for one day only, i could be covered from head to toe with black shoe polish. Why you may ask? The racist bastards with whom I've had to deal with has fucked, excuse the profanity, my brain up. Now it's time to retaliate, I still think Mugabe is a cunt haha. Backed up against the ropes are you? Well I'm not made of glass and I don't like mirrors! Bas don't call me a kaffer.

It's time to smell the roses and take what you want. Without sweat and tears youare nothing. No more nappies you infidel. (Shit six beers and I'm still not drunk!)


Well I think that's the end this badly post. Peace out massives!